dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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