What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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