So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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