Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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