I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Someone signed my nipple.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
