Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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