Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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