the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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