East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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