Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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