At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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