There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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