thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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