No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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