Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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