Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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