Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
this boner is exhausting
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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