he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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