try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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