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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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