i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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