What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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