on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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