But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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