Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
