I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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