How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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