i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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