I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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