Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Your dad touched me again.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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