In the future we'll all be gay
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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