is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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