Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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