brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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