I want to stick my p in your. b.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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