He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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