Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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