get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
