actually, I'm a sock model
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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