a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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