i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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