I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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