How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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