what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
