If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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