I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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