on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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