"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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