what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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