Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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