Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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