That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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