my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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