we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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