On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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