he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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